jrdyn:

Ok but how the FUCK can you not see any of her nipple like that’s 80% of her boobs right there

jrdyn:

Ok but how the FUCK can you not see any of her nipple like that’s 80% of her boobs right there

(Source: spongecock)

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Mi mama made me Mac n’ Cheese. She knows me too well
#MamaRosa #MyAbuelaisBetter

Mi mama made me Mac n’ Cheese. She knows me too well
#MamaRosa #MyAbuelaisBetter

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anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

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buckwildertripsix:

Pink eye forsure

What????? No. Why would you do this?

buckwildertripsix:

Pink eye forsure

What????? No. Why would you do this?

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  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

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envyadams:

FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)

Fhoebe

Rachel

bIng, Chandler

MonEca

NJoey

D

RosS

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A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen

A kingdom of isolation

And it looks like I’m the queen

(Source: cybugs)

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